Inferno Review

Run Forest run...Eh I mean Run Robert Run!!!

Inferno Review – As usual, some weirdo decides to play God and leave clues so it’s up to Prof Langdon to save humankind…yawn…zzzzz

Just point and pretend Langdon...just point and pretend 

Professor Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) wakes up in a hospital somewhere in Florence, Italy with no recollection on how he got there. The doctor attending to him, Sienna Brooks (Felicity Jones) tries to jog his memories until they suddenly get attacked by women in police uniform. They manage to escape and end up at Sienna’s house to try figure out what is going on but once again they get chased this time by few more other peoples. Once more the pair avoids getting caught and makes their way around few places following the clues they have gathered. Pretty soon Langdon discovers that a rogue  scientist, Bertrand Zobrist (Ben Foster) have developed a virus that could wipe out the human population to….get this…control the human population (*insert evil smirk). Like…really ah dey? Really really ah? (*evil smirk again). With time running out and being hunted by dubious individuals, can Professor Robert Langdon solve the clues and save humankind? 

The vasty talented but wasted cast members 

Tom oh Tom…after an amazing performance in Sully earlier, he had to spoil his good reputation by agreeing to act in this sucky sequel. Not to diss his performance but we all know Mr. Hanks is capable of doing so much better than this so please hang up your coat playing symbolist ok Tom? Thank you very much. Meanwhile, kindly also erase your memory of watching Felicity Jones in this and let’s look forward to her performance in the upcoming Star Wars flick shall we? While the rest of the cast…well…the less I mention about them, the better. Same goes of the storyline as well. This either ‘let’s take over the world’ or ‘let’s try to kill everything’ plot is overused until at time, I just feel like, humans do deserve to face the same fate of the dinosaur before us. Ugh. 

Trust me...this one is not actually a hot must-watch film 

Enough is enough stupid humans. Stop playing God can or not? Trust me when I say, once we have reached our capacity, we will eventually get wiped from the Earth so just try to enjoy the stay while you can and stop coming up with stupid ideas to fast forward our extinction will you? Bluek.